March 2010
February 2010
Memere’s in the hospital. The fam’s at Patriot’s Diner for dinner, then we’ll be heading back to the E.R until she gets a room.
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My dad just made a $1000 payment on my England...
My mom was wrong.
Don’t worry about why when what is right infront of you.
– Evelyn; The Shape of Things By Neil LaBute
Nothin' like writing a short story and eatin' a...
(717): he mailed me a thank you note for the...
(269): So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
(1-269): Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ →
Anti-woman jokes really aren't that funny.
I don’t see anyone making “Man, get me a sandwich” jokes.
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Town Pizza is fun.
Not.
http://emhero.tumblr.com/ask →
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Batman's Women and You
For years I’ve had a theory: When men meet a woman, they eventually give them a Batman allegory. Whether they know it or not (I know I have), they assign certain character traits to a female that are best represented through one of Batman’s many love interests. To help those lonely men out (and if you’re still reading this, chances are you’re lonely) below is the list of woman you may encounter...
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you should eat hamburgers, you could have a fat body if you did. can isee your ass? does it have cellulite or no cellulite?
I’m a vegetarian.. so no and I’m proud to say my ass is cellulite free.
Shoot.
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corey mayo, corey mayo, and corey mayo. fuck one, fuck one, and fuck then marry one, go!
mmmmmmm I’d fuck Corey Mayo, fuck Corey Mayo, then fuck and marry…. COREY MAYO!
Shoot.
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you should work out, you could have a knockout body if you did. can isee your boobs? are your nipples big or small?
What’s wrong with my body now?! I do have a little tummy going on but other than that I think it’s.. knockout.
Shoot.
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why u so pretty?
the combination of my mom and dad’s looks.
Shoot.
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Shoot. http://formspring.me/emhero
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY HAIRCUT WEDNESDAY.
Any ideas?
Why Geeks Make Good Lovers →
One of the Universal Truths that lie just beyond the fabric of modern society is the axiom that geeks, along with nerds and other peoples who overinvest in intelligence but boast underdeveloped social skills, make the best lovers. Once people realize this, the sexual revolution that will sweep through western culture will make the seventies look like the fifties, and I’m not talking about wider...
Where can I find myself “Yoshinoya” the Japanese fast food restaurant?
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If we had sex, would you text me the words “Good job, slugger.” the next morning?
hahahahah no, probably not. But that’s a fantastic idea!
Shoot.
It’s confirmed why I’ve never like Valentine’s Day. You get your hopes up for something different, exciting, romantic, whatever.. then it turns out to be like any normal day.
Vacation to do list:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
Finish multimedia project.
Take 30 photos for “Silhouettes” project for Digital Photography/Art.
Start drawing two images for “Weaving” project for Art 4.
Hang out with Corey Mayo, Aubrey, etc.
Hang out with Bry.
Hang out with Aubrey.
Go Prom dress browsing with Deanna and others.
Wednesday, 2:00 p.m....
Vacation to do list:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
Finish multimedia project.
Take 30 photos for “Silhouettes” project for Digital Photography/Art.
Start drawing two images for “Weaving” project for Art 4.
Hang out with Corey Mayo, Aubrey, etc.
Hang out with Bry.
Hang out with Aubrey.
Go Prom dress browsing with Deanna and others.
Wednesday, 2:00 p.m. hairs cut appointment.
Clean...
Vacation to do list:
dosomethingepic:
emhero:
Finish multimedia project.
Take 30 photos for “Silhouettes” project for Digital Photography/Art.
Start drawing two images for “Weaving” project for Art 4.
Hang out with Corey Mayo, Aubrey, etc.
Hang out with Bry.
Hang out with Aubrey.
Go Prom dress browsing with Deanna and others.
Wednesday, 2:00 p.m. hairs cut appointment.
Clean room.
That’s it… so far.
im...
Vacation to do list:
Finish multimedia project.
Take 30 photos for “Silhouettes” project for Digital Photography/Art.
Start drawing two images for “Weaving” project for Art 4.
Hang out with Corey Mayo, Aubrey, etc.
Hang out with Bry.
Hang out with Aubrey.
Go Prom dress browsing with Deanna and others.
Wednesday, 2:00 p.m. hairs cut appointment.
Clean room.
That’s it… so...
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come back to me you promised!
AHA! Caitmanning! Trying to be anonymous, you failed!
Shoot.
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yes seven years I have been waiting seven year out of my life I put aside for you!
Have you now? Waiting for me to what?
Shoot.
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why didn’t you write me? it wasn’t over for me I waited for you for seven years?! Why!? :’(
Seven years?!?!
Shoot.
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Shoot. http://formspring.me/emhero